Let the record reflect the conclusive result of empirical research spanning 27 studies from 10 countries: healthy eating is fucking expensive and people who deny this reality are annoying and full of shit.
Can you hear the screeching of the fitspo people who froth at the mouth about how “easy and cheap” it is to eat healthy?
Yall gon cop me 2000 bucks? No? Then shut the fuck up
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
if the infinite multiverse theory is true does that mean that theres a universe where it isnt
I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again
My favorite picture of him
"Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!"
Does anyone else just stop everything when they hear a foreign language being spoken in public and think “my language senses are tingling”?
a map of London
and he’s realizing his memorization of the city has faded
N O P E
No you don’t get it.
He had to DELETE IT
to make room for other information
Imagine what else he had to get rid of
Dammit Tumblr. Stop making me cry before the season has already started please? Oh God look at the confused look on his face.
worlds saved ☑